Shameless Sexual Exploitation Weekend: (Possibly) NSFW

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Some of our readers have complained that a few pictures could not be SFW. Where are you working anyway? In a gay club? And shouldn’t you be working instead of browsing TTAC? Which gave us an idea. We declare this sexual exploitation weekend. Send us your sexiest car ads of all times.

Anything with a (preferably Youtube) link will be published tomorrow (when normal people don’t work.) Stuff like “You know, that ad with the two chicks in a Mustang” will be ignored (unless accompanied by a link.)

To give you an idea of what we are looking for, here are two samples. Kind of similar. Both coincidentally from Japanese companies. Who supposedly are straightlaced. But I know better.

Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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