Capsule Review: (My) 2006 Porsche 911 Carrera S

Mike Solowiow
by Mike Solowiow

200km/h ticked by on the digital speedo and I was still pressed into the sports seats. 230km/h flashed by, and the scenery of autobahn, cars, and trees started to blur. 260km/h rolled by and I started to think “Holy hell!”. At 303km/h I became a laser-guided Autobahn Cruise Missile. I swear I heard sonic booms echo off the Opels I passed. The Porsche and I were melded at this point, a human-machine interface so cohesive it would take three g’s of braking force from the vented discs to separate us. I thought I had found driving Nirvana at this point, but I was wrong.

303km/h on the autobahn, while fun, defeats the purpose of a 911, especially the Carrera S. With the upgrade over the standard Carrera, you get .2L extra, some 30 more bhp for a total of 355bhp, bigger brakes and wheels. These features are not meant to go faster on the autobahn with its long straights and sweeping turns. A Mercedes-Benz S-Class will out class a 911 in this regard. The Carrera S comes with all those goodies so when you get to those hidden back roads that linger just past the wall of trees off the A1, you discover the true magic that Porsche engineers into the 911.

I pulled off the A1 onto the L-149, a tight, twisty, scary piece of broken tarmac near the Mosel River Valley. Off camber turns, steep climbs, trees everywhere, and random Ford Fiestas ejecting themselves onto the roadway make the L-149 a free version of the legendary Nürburgring. It was here that I learned what Porsche really means. The faster I pushed the car, the more it pushed me. From the precise steering, to the unflappable suspension, to the seats that cradle you like an astronaut bound for Mars, everything about the car made me feel like a driving god. Screw the autobahn, I will now be commuting to work on the backroads.

However, when I pulled into my driveway, shut her down, and started to unpack my suitcases, I realized, no car will ever reach perfection, they can only excite that petrol gene in your head to such an extreme that everything else is forgiven. The jaunt down the L-149 made me forget about the useless cupholders, the sat-nav that thinks “Traffic Circle Errors” is the English equivalent to “Traffic Jam”, the tiny Asian torture buttons that are impossible to push at 200km/h, and a steering wheel that blocks my oil pressure gauge.

The 997 version of the 911 is Nirvana . . . until the next one comes out, that will most likely look like this version.

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  • A is A A is A on May 11, 2009
    If you’re going to call speeders out as “moral idiots” in such a heated fasion... No, no, no. No "heated" fashion at all. Calling them "moral idiots" was just cold diagnosis. ...I wonder if you’d feel the same way about a lane changer, in fast/tight traffic, not signaling and causing an accident (this almost happened right in front of me yesterday, I-87) Just the same, sir. I "feel" (in fact I diagnose them, feelings are not tools of cognition) just the same An Spanish race pilot said that drivers on the road should be more attentive that drivers on the track. After all all drivers in the track go in the same direction and there are not pedestrians, telephone poles of crossings. He was totally right.
  • Tedward Tedward on May 12, 2009

    A is A Ok, I can agree with that then. I raise my eyebrows when someone blows by me (although it dosen't really bother me until they're well above 100), just the same as for sloppy lane changers, left laners and distracted drivers. I assumed the "heated" quality based on your use of bold font. Overall my point was more along the lines of "calm down about it, nothing new under the sun" but that dosen't seem to be at issue now. "in fact I diagnose them, feelings are not tools of cognition." You hard science guys always get this wrong. I say you're all jealous about the relative lack of work shown down in the psychology and philosophy departments. :) That Toyota thing is still making me laugh.

  • Bd2 Lexus is just a higher trim package Toyota. ^^
  • Tassos ONLY consider CIvics or Corollas, in their segment. NO DAMNED Hyundais, Kias, Nissans or esp Mitsus. Not even a Pretend-BMW Mazda. They may look cute but they SUCK.I always recommend Corollas to friends of mine who are not auto enthusiasts, even tho I never owed one, and owned a Civic Hatch 5 speed 1992 for 25 years. MANY follow my advice and are VERY happy. ALmost all are women.friends who believe they are auto enthusiasts would not listen to me anyway, and would never buy a Toyota. They are damned fools, on both counts.
  • Tassos since Oct 2016 I drive a 2007 E320 Bluetec and since April 2017 also a 2008 E320 Bluetec.Now I am in my summer palace deep in the Eurozone until end October and drive the 2008.Changing the considerable oils (10 quarts synthetic) twice cost me 80 and 70 euros. Same changes in the US on the 2007 cost me $219 at the dealers and $120 at Firestone.Changing the air filter cost 30 Euros, with labor, and there are two such filters (engine and cabin), and changing the fuel filter only 50 euros, while in the US they asked for... $400. You can safely bet I declined and told them what to do with their gold-plated filter. And when I changed it in Europe, I looked at the old one and it was clean as a whistle.A set of Continentals tires, installed etc, 300 EurosI can't remember anything else for the 2008. For the 2007, a brand new set of manual rec'd tires at Discount Tire with free rotations for life used up the $500 allowance the dealer gave me when I bought it (tires only had 5000 miles left on them then)So, as you can see, I spent less than even if I owned a Lexus instead, and probably less than all these poor devils here that brag about their alleged low cost Datsun-Mitsus and Hyundai-Kias.And that's THETRUTHABOUTCARS. My Cars,
  • NJRide These are the Q1 Luxury division salesAudi 44,226Acura 30,373BMW 84,475Genesis 14,777Mercedes 66,000Lexus 78,471Infiniti 13,904Volvo 30,000*Tesla (maybe not luxury but relevant): 125,000?Lincoln 24,894Cadillac 35,451So Cadillac is now stuck as a second-tier player with names like Volvo. Even German 3rd wheel Audi is outselling them. Where to gain sales?Surprisingly a decline of Tesla could boost Cadillac EVs. Tesla sort of is now in the old Buick-Mercury upper middle of the market. If lets say the market stays the same, but another 15-20% leave Tesla I could see some going for a Caddy EV or hybrid, but is the division ready to meet them?In terms of the mainstream luxury brands, Lexus is probably a better benchmark than BMW. Lexus is basically doing a modern interpretation of what Cadillac/upscale Olds/Buick used to completely dominate. But Lexus' only downfall is the lack of emotion, something Cadillac at least used to be good at. The Escalade still has far more styling and brand ID than most of Lexus. So match Lexus' quality but out-do them on comfort and styling. Yes a lot of Lexus buyers may be Toyota or import loyal but there are a lot who are former GM buyers who would "come home" for a better product.In fact, that by and large is the Big 3's problem. In the 80s and 90s they would try to win back "import intenders" and this at least slowed the market share erosion. I feel like around 2000 they gave this up and resorted to a ton of gimmicks before the bankruptcies. So they have dropped from 66% to 37% of the market in a quarter century. Sure they have scaled down their presence and for the last 14 years preserved profit. But in the largest, most prosperous market in the world they are not leading. I mean who would think the Koreans could take almost 10% of the market? But they did because they built and structured products people wanted. (I also think the excess reliance on overseas assembly by the Big 3 hurts them vs more import brands building in US). But the domestics should really be at 60% of their home market and the fact that they are not speaks volumes. Cadillac should not be losing 2-1 to Lexus and BMW.
  • Tassos Not my favorite Eldorados. Too much cowbell (fins), the gauges look poor for such an expensive car, the interior has too many shiny bits but does not scream "flagship luxury", and the white on red leather or whatever is rather loud for this car, while it might work in a Corvette. But do not despair, a couple more years and the exterior designs (at least) will sober up, the cowbells will be more discreet and the long, low and wide 60s designs are not far away. If only the interiors would be fit for the price point, and especially a few acres of real wood that also looked real.
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