MINI Introduces John Cooper Works Countryman

Matthew Guy
by Matthew Guy

What is technically the largest MINI (which is a very strange sentence to write), the Countryman is getting an infusion of horsepower and a smattering of inventive color schemes.


Under the hood of the new MINI John Cooper Works Countryman is a turbocharged 2.0-liter mill designed to belt out 312 ponies and 295 lb-ft of torque, all of which is lashed to a seven-speed automatic and a standard all-wheel-drive system capable of enough dry pavement traction to fling this JCW Countryman from rest to highway speeds in the mid-5 second range. Alert readers will know that’s slightly more horsepower but slightly less torque than previous efforts. 


The company is banging on about “engine sound generated in real time” and “an exclusive JCW sound extension”, statements which appear to suggest there’s a healthy amount of fake noise being pumped into the cabin.

The model itself is bigger than before, with the brand saying it now classifies as an SUV here in the States. Its wheelbase is five inches longer and its height is up by a couple of inches, though MINI says the coefficient of drag has dropped from 0.31 to 0.26 measures. This growth spurt means there is now 16.2 cubic feet of cargo space with the rear seats up and 51.2 cubes with them folded away, roughly working out to a few tenths more each compared to the old car. 


Sticking with the interior, we find a high-res central OLED screen the size of an American’s dinner plate, digital real estate which serves as home to just about all the car’s functions. Vertical door handles and air vents are intended to drive home the new SUV designation, while the red and black color scheme shown here extends along its dashboard and into the door panels as an apparent nod to MINI's racing heritage. The dash surface bears a two-tone textile said to be made from recycled polyester, though it’s unclear how many time machines MINI had to invent in order to travel back to Studio 54 in its ‘70s heyday.

The new MINI John Cooper Works Countryman will have a starting base price in America of $46,900 plus $995 for destination and handling.  Production for our market begins in March next year with the first units expected to arrive at dealers in early May.


[Image: MINI]


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Matthew Guy
Matthew Guy

Matthew buys, sells, fixes, & races cars. As a human index of auto & auction knowledge, he is fond of making money and offering loud opinions.

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  • Kosmo Kosmo on Nov 10, 2023

    Let's pour one out for the dear, departed Clubman, better in every way than the Countryman.


    Except, well, not an SUV.😘

  • Wolfwagen Wolfwagen on Nov 13, 2023

    There are better/more usable/better value vehicles for $47K

  • Stephen Never had such a problem with my Toyota products.
  • Vulpine My first pickup truck was a Mitsubishi Sport... able to out-accelerate the French Fuego turbo by Renault at the time. I really liked the brand back then because they built a model for every type of driver, including the rather famous 300/3000GT AWD sports car (a car I really wanted, but couldn't afford.)
  • Vulpine A sedan version of either car makes it no longer that car. We've already seen this with the Mustang Mach-E and almost nobody acknowledges it as a Mustang.
  • Vulpine Not just Chevy, but GM has been shooting itself in the foot for the last three decades. They've already had to be rescued once in that period, and if they keep going as they are, they will need another rescue... assuming the US govt. will willing to lose more money on them.
  • W Conrad Sedans have been fine for me, but I were getting a new car, it would be an SUV. Not only because less sedans available, but I can't see around them in my sedan!
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