Shorty Shoebox-amino Astounds, Confounds

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

Not many of us wake up in the morning and say to ourselves, “I think I’m going to shorten and narrow a ’57 Chevy wagon, give it a truck bed, and install a 427 with a 5-speed!”

Check out the powered bed-cover! The owner of this incredible machine, however, did say that to himself, and I spotted the result parked in front of a Denver wrecking yard. He didn’t have a lot to say about his creation, no doubt because he’s burned out from all the constant questions lobbed at him from dudes with eyeballs bugged out of their heads in amazed Rat Fink fashion, but I was able to get the summary of what he’d done.

The best part? This beast gets driven on the street for everyday errands such as junkyard shopping expeditions. If only someone would do this for a Studebaker Scotsman wagon…





Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Night_Sailor Night_Sailor on Aug 14, 2011

    I know the guy who ownes that car...his name is...Batman!

  • Detroitcarguy313 Detroitcarguy313 on Feb 12, 2012

    that thing is ugly. Not as bad as the majority of "Donks" (Chevy Caprices/Ford Crown Vics ruined with ugly oversized rims) but ugly none the less.

  • Jor65756038 If GM doesn't sell a sedan, I'll buy elswhere. Not everybody likes SUV's or crossovers or is willing to buy one no matter what.
  • ToolGuy One thing is for sure: Automakers have never gone wrong following the half-baked product planning advice of automotive journalists. LOL.I wonder: Does the executive team at GM get their financial information from the Manager of Product and Consumer Insights at AutoPacific? Or do they have another source? Hmm...
  • ToolGuy There is a lot of clarity here and I am not confused at all. 🙃
  • ToolGuy There is a lot of clarity here and I am not confused at all. 🙃
  • ToolGuy Wait there's a TTAC Podcast?
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