Junkyard Find: 2005 Audi S4

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin
Keeping any Audi on the road can be costly, once the car gets a decade or so old, and I see plenty of solid-looking four-ringers in the self-service junkyards I frequent. You’d think that the factory-hot-rod Audis would be worth enough to keep them out of the clutches of The Crusher, but such is not the case; just in the last year, I have seen a 2001 S8 and a 2001 S4 in low-priced self-service yards. Now I’ve spotted this even newer S4 in Denver, with the allegedly valuable Recaro seats still inside.
I checked the VIN, and this car is a genuine, numbers-matching S4 and not a clone.
340 horsepower out of this 4.2-liter V8, and some junkyard shopper should grab it and swap it into an Audi V8 sedan. How hard could it be?
Most American S4 buyers wanted the automatic by 2005, but the original purchaser of this car chose the 6-speed Getrag manual transmission.
The leather on the Recaro seats has some rips and stains, but I’m sure these seats will end up being bought and swapped into an A4. Why not?
900-treadwear tires on Borbert rims. I’m sure these tires grip like a declawed cat on a basketball court, so dumping the clutch in this car must have produced exciting four-wheel-spin action.
The lesson here is this: if you ever wanted one of these cars, you can find a non-ugly one for cheap… and if you want to keep it running, don’t thrift out on maintenance.
Driving this car was just like recreating the chase scene from Bullitt on skis.If you like these junkyard posts, you can reach all 1,650+ right here at the Junkyard Home of the Murilee Martin Lifestyle Brand!
Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • R Henry R Henry on Jul 09, 2019

    I am sooo spoiled by Asian cars. All the one's I have owned seem to run best if you weld the hood shut. My current daily, 2015 Mazda6 has 98k miles. I have only changed brake pads, tires, completed oil changes at 7500 miles, and replaced the air filter twice. That is all. So simple, so cheap...and such a nice car!

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    • R Henry R Henry on Jul 11, 2019

      @golden2husky Too bad I couldn't sell my 98k mile Mazda6 with manual trans for good money. As far as the used car market is concerned, anything near the 100k is old, worn out junk!...even though we know the car isn't even half way used up.

  • Whydidithavetobecars Whydidithavetobecars on Jul 28, 2019

    Have 2 b5 Passats right now, and they are great highway cruisers. around town the v6 is ok, but seems to be programmed to be slow. Awesome in the snow with awd however. the 1.8 is more fun to drive and feels much lighter, even with the automatic. However both have leaked oil, and have been fixed. and both have door lock switches replaced because the plastic has worn out. oil sludge got the used 1.8t I used to have.

  • Namesakeone If I were the parent of a teenage daughter, I would want her in an H1 Hummer. It would be big enough to protect her in a crash, too big for her to afford the fuel (and thus keep her home), big enough to intimidate her in a parallel-parking situation (and thus keep her home), and the transmission tunnel would prevent backseat sex.If I were the parent of a teenage son, I would want him to have, for his first wheeled transportation...a ride-on lawnmower. For obvious reasons.
  • ToolGuy If I were a teen under the tutelage of one of the B&B, I think it would make perfect sense to jump straight into one of those "forever cars"... see then I could drive it forever and not have to worry about ever replacing it. This plan seems flawless, doesn't it?
  • Rover Sig A short cab pickup truck, F150 or C/K-1500 or Ram, preferably a 6 cyl. These have no room for more than one or two passengers (USAA stats show biggest factor in teenage accidents is a vehicle full of kids) and no back seat (common sense tells you what back seats are used for). In a full-size pickup truck, the inevitable teenage accident is more survivable. Second choice would be an old full-size car, but these have all but disappeared from the used car lots. The "cute small car" is a death trap.
  • W Conrad Sure every technology has some environmental impact, but those stuck in fossil fuel land are just not seeing the future of EV's makes sense. Rather than making EV's even better, these automakers are sticking with what they know. It will mean their end.
  • Add Lightness A simple to fix, strong, 3 pedal car that has been tenderized on every corner.
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